I recently went through the worst pain and pure misery I can ever remember.  Not with some drastic disease or physical injury but with what some doctors choose to describe as minor hemorrhoid pain. 

But I'll tell you right now that the pain I went through was so intense that I couldn't even sit down.  As a matter of fact I couldn't hardly walk.  And immediately after going to the bathroom the pain increased to the point that I couldn't even stand up straight. 

Now that might be minor pain to some doctors but to me it is as bad as it can possibly get. 

The pain was so unbearable that there were times when cold sweat would pop out on my forehead and I really felt like I was ready to pass out. 

The intensity of the pain was increasing the whole time that I was applying all those fancy advertised suppositories, pads and expensive creams.  Absolutely nothing was giving me the slightest relief.  After almost a week and many trips to the local drug store I was still in agonizing pain.

To be honest the intense pain had gotten so bad that I actually feared going to the bathroom.  Because I knew how much worse I was going to be hurting.  Toilet paper felt like a fist full of razor blades.  And the bleeding was getting to be downright scary. 

If you've ever went through a hemorrhoid attack like this then you know exactly what kind of pain I'm talking about.  Doing your work or any normal daily chores are strictly out of the question. 

After almost a full week of constant suffering I was desperately needing the bathroom when I remembered a natural oxygen based product I had purchased for healing skin problems over a year ago. 

By now I was so desperate that I was willing to try just about anything for 5 seconds of relief.   I was literally on fire and wishing I could sit down in an ice bucket just to have a single minute without pain.

Ready for the usual disappointment I applied the liquid and waited in total despair.

Wow ... and I mean "WOW"!  In less than a minute I was completely without pain. 

But that's not all.  This miracle product not only instantly ended the pain
right then and there ... but more importantly the pain didn't return in a matter 
of minutes like it had with the other products I desperately bought and tried. 

Every bit of pain was gone ... just like that.  No more burning.  No more misery.  I even had hopes that my week of torture was finally coming to an end. 

From the minute I had applied this clear liquid gift from the heavens I was completely free of pain.   Not just for a few minutes or hours.  Not even just for a day or so.  The swelling and pain just went away and never came back.

After enduring my week of unbearable pain I realized how thankful I was to finally have found such quick relief.   This led me to looking on the internet to see if others were actually suffering as severely as I had. 

I was amazed when I went into the search engines and found that there were so many other folks suffering from the same severe hemorrhoid pain and yet none of them had found any reliable method of relief.  Not even from their doctors. 

It was horrifying to find out that there are even some folks that have chronic hemorrhoid problems and suffer almost all the time.

I can now share this wonderful product with you and help put a stop to the excruciating hemorrhoid pain that you and I .. and literally millions of other worldwide sufferers have been made to go through so many times.

Just like the famous electric razor company saying, "I not only use the product .. I now own the company". 

I've named my new product BUTTEZE simply because that is what it does. It instantly eases the excruciating anal pain due to hemorrhoids. 

I guarantee you that the instant relief I experienced was worth any amount of money to me. And I have no doubts that you feel the same way during a hemorrhoid attack. 

The Butteze formula is completely safe and natural.  "NO" dangerous 
drugs or phony temporary nerve deadening chemicals.  Butteze is a totally natural oxygenated formula in a safe stabilized clear liquid solution.

Right after you apply the clear liquid you experience a immediate soothing cooling sensation.  And the next thing your realize is that your pain is gone.

And because I remember the extreme pain and tenderness I had to deal with I made sure that you have a soft (small) squeeze bulb applicator (not a stiff hard hunk of 3 inch long plastic tubing like some insensitive hemorrhoid product manufacturers expect you to insert into your tender swollen injured area). 

Yes, I know that the internet makes a lot of folks very nervous and skeptical.  Even I am a little leery of making online purchases.  But I've done several things for you to help eliminate some of your uneasiness.

For one thing .. I kept the cost of Butteze as low as possible.  And I am also giving you a full 60 days 100% money back guarantee of product purchase "in writing" (it comes in your Butteze package).  Guarantee does not included shipping and handling costs.

And last but not least .. I'm giving you my toll free phone number (877) 228-6977 (but please don't abuse it .. I have to pay for every minute used.  It would be a real shame to have to raise the Butteze price just because a few people choose to misuse the phone time).

I personally guarantee that you have never experienced such fast pain relief in your life from any product. There simply is nothing out there to compare with the customer proven instant relief and rapid healing power of BUTTEZE. 

Probably one of the most amazing things about my painful experience was that the BUTTEZE formula I used was actually over a year old. Yet it had the same strength and healing power as the day I bought it. 

Having a long shelf life means that unlike most hemorrhoid products your Butteze will still be effective and ready to stop your pain when you really need it .. even a year or more from now. 

If you have ever suffered like I did then you know you can't afford to be without BUTTEZE. 

There is absolutely nothing worse than to have your life filled with constant pain while you are trying to perform your normal everyday tasks. You can't keep your mind on anything but the pain. Doing your daily job or relaxing is totally out of the question. 

Recently a women ordered Butteze for her U.S. Air Force husband. He was scheduled for hemorrhoid surgery the next week. 

He had suffered for several years and was being forced to go through a painful hemorrhoid surgery. 

When he received his Butteze and used it he had immediate relief (just like I did) and was able to skip the surgery entirely. Last report is that he no longer has to deal with the pain or swollen hemorrhoids at all. 

You have my personal guarantee that if Butteze isn't everything I've described and if it doesn't quickly end your hemorrhoid pain and suffering .. I will refund your product purchase price without question.

Please don't wait until you are already in misery.  Get you some Butteze right no.  This way you will always know that you have the very best hemorrhoid product ready to end your discomfort even before it starts. 

To receive your Butteze complete package .... 

Please take advantage of this offer.  Don't wait for the pain and suffering to happen first.  You will thank me over and over again when you see just how simple and fast you can stop the misery of hemorrhoid pain.  Not with the usual 10 days and a dozen applications like most products.  But just a couple of small application will give you immediate results that last. 

Order your Butteze right now.  And be sure to tell your family and friends about this wonderful product.  They will most definitely thank you. 

"Friend, I am telling you the honest truth.  This stuff really works.  You can immediately end the fire of hemorrhoid anal burning with BUTTEZE.  Try it and you will be a true believer just like me." 

Dan Adams, CEO

PS. If you want to ask me any questions I can be reached at: mailto:danadams@remedeze.com
 
 

Mr. Adams, 

When I first saw your web page, with the guy on his bike, I thought “this must be a joke”... 

I was very nervous at paying nearly £30 including delivery for something I had never heard of, but with the pain and discomfort, and after spending pounds at the chemist, I thought it must at least be worth a try, after all, you offer a money back guarantee... 

Well Sir… I don’t want my money back…. In fact you can have some more! Delivery only took 8 days to Leicester in England (you must have some pretty good swimmers!!) and although I was even more sceptical when I saw the “Magic Water”  in four little bottles MY JAW DROPPED !!!!   I said swearing under my breath. I’ve been had by some yank! 

I then tried Butteze 

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU 

My pain went away not within minutes, but seconds!! 

I was able to leave the bathroom STANDING UPRIGHT for the first time in months. 

My second order will be on its way on payday!! 

Keith P. - United Kingdom (10-09-04) 

Date: Monday, July 19, 2004 .. Comment: I was in so much pain when I ordered butteze. My husband laughed at me when it came because it looked like water. however when I tried it and it worked .. I was like .. hey it may be just water but it sure as hell works like Holy Water!!!. Thanks Robyn 

Wentworth wrote: 
I want to say that this is the best "formula" that has helped me. I have had to use all kinds of creams and prescriptions and drugs but not much relief. I cannot believe the relief I felt within seconds of using the product. Thank you soooooooooooooooo much for this product.

P.W.H., NZ wrote: 
Thanks for your reply. Today I am good compared to the past month since my operation. I can actually sit on a chair without a rubber ring. My external haemorrhoids are great, however, internally I am still sore. I am already on my second container, but I think I might have wasted quite a bit of the first getting the hang of it. Could you please send me another SIX bottles. The thought of being without your miracle product is terrifying me.

L. Braxter, IL. wrote: 
You weren't kidding. This stuff is great. I knew you wanted some testimonies and I am glad to help. Butteze was everything you said. Quick to stop the pain and healed me up almost overnight. Thanks for your fast shipping. 

M. Williad, Canada wrote:
I can't express how grateful I am for Butteze.   You can count on me as your lifetime customer.

E. Walters, TX wrote:
Everything you describe on your site is so true.  The pain is unbearable and seems to never end.  I had suffered almost two weeks before I saw your ad.  Your product was the answer to my prayers.  Thanks

S. M., UK wrote: 
Mr. Adams, I am truly thankful for your product Butteze but please don't use my name as I am here at college and don't want everyone to know I had a problem. I experienced instant relief just as you said. Your product really is great and I will most definitely purchase Butteze again and will let my friends and family know about it. Thanks. 

J. Blaine, CA wrote:
When I wrote you before I said I'd gladly give my testimony if your product did everything you said it would. Well, here is my testimony. You have a quality product that I am certain will be a blessing for many people. I have suffered for many years with off and on hemorrhoid pain and most often had to suffer for days and days. Your Butteze was the fastest I've ever seen to put an end to the pain and cause such quick healing. You can be certain that I will tell others about your wonderful product. 

D. Moline, CO. wrote: 
Thank you for your fast shipping and great product. I was in real misery when I ordered and was only hopeful that what you were saying was true. I used Butteze as soon as I received it and was overwhelmed with the speedy relief. Thanks for a great product and your honest advertising. 

R. Mallary, NY wrote:
I really appreciate your package.  The Butteze applicator included in my package shows me that you truly understand the terrible pain involved with treating this condition.

L. Wiard, OK wrote:
Butteze is the greatest.  Keep up the good work. Thanks